Total Medals Earned: 73 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,175 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/260 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/110 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (30/495 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/185 points)
Medals Earned: 2/21 (60/825 points)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Medals Earned: 27/30 (395/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Complete level 1!
Complete level 2!
Complete level 3!
Complete level 4!
Complete level 5!
Complete level 6!
Run 250 people over
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Complete the game and survive.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive without getting any friends.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
You killed an enemy
Killed a big enemy
Found a gold coin
Used a bomb
Used a confuser
You died 3 times
Used a health kit
You died
Entered level 2
Entered level 3
Entered level 4
Entered level 5
Entered level 6
Entered level 7
Found your spaceship and escaped the alien mothership.
Found the retro level
Used a superbomb!
touch the sky
Evolve to final level
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Reach over 1 trillion views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Buy over 700 items from the store
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
